I do believe that this whole Russian business does call for a special prosecutor. It is time to have an adult in the room and the issue settled. I frankly am sick of hearing about it.
That being said, the gleefulness of the mainstream media and Democrats, as they convict the president almost daily with hearsay, reminds me of a story a veteran once told me, about himself and his best buddy.
These two young men were both stationed in Germany. They enjoyed going out and having fun. Heavy beer drinking and obliging women filled many an evening.
As it happened, on one of these occasions, the boys drank a bit more beer than they probably should have. As they stumbled around dead drunk in the dark, trying to flag down a cab driver, they ran right into a very old, very ugly, very large woman.
The gal, while not having been created easy on the eyes, more than made up for that deficiency by having been blessed with a kind heart and a giving nature. She immediately offered to help the uniformed lads get a ride to her home where they could spend the night.
The boys did not remember another thing from that night. When they awoke early the next morning they were in bed together with the ugly woman laying naked between them.
As she snored away in peaceful slumber, the soldier’s friend vigorously pointed at him and mockingly mouthed, “You did her, you did her!”
Well, my veteran friend, thought for a second about the situation. He then decided that the best way to find out the truth was to just pull back the covers and reveal what was underneath. As he lifted up the blanket on his side of the bed, it was discovered that he still had all of his clothes on.
Then, his gleeful friend very slowly peaked under his side of the blanket only to shout, “DAMN!.”